Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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