capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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