There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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