Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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