yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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