I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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