quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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