my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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