Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He literally asked permission to hit on me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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