how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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