I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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