weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm drive I can fine osifer
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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