Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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