This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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