Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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