tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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