R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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