Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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