WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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