Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
tell me about the fingering
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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