i barfeds in our rink
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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