TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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