please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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