Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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