Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This house was built for laser tag.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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