we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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