fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Randomize