The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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