Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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