Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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