There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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