U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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