im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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