I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
