So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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