He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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