Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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