i just google imaged poop.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major