How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics