New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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