i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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