Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize