similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
This is classic penis vs brain.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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