Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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