i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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