Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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