So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.