so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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