He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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