I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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