Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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