I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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