Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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